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Doomsday Pillars
by Avan
In January 2020, the world came to an end. When the plague started it, 80% of the population was wiped out. Despair. Tears– and blood dyed the earth. When the survivors thought there was no more hope....They came. 1008 pillars dropped from the sky, scattered all around the world in more than 100 countries. The pillars became defensive bases for all of the survivors. But in the end...after 10 years of struggle... The human race still lost. This is a story of Alex, given a second chance to start a…
Myth Of Miracle: Reborn To Defy My Fate
by Littlecarrot
Xiu Wanxue woke up and found out that she was reborn. This time, she learned that she was just a nobody in this world where the daughter and the sons of destiny existed.Looking back on all the tragic events that happened in her previous life, she sighed bitterly. No wonder; they hated her so much, even if she didn't do anything wrong but wishing to get 'her' care and love.No wonder; they all loved 'her' so much. It turned out that Xiu Wanxia, her twin sister, was the daughter of destiny, who was…
Contracted Bride Is Trapped By Her Husband
by Mountain Springs
After the death of Jocelyn's mother, her father brings home his mistress who then becomes Jocelyn's stepmother. Gradually, she becomes the least favorite person in the family. Her stepmother is mean and her younger sister always bullies her, taking away everything that belongs to her. Meanwhile, the family business is on the verge of bankruptcy due to her father being a gambler and her stepmother and sister being spendthrifts. At this time, they receive an invitation from the Brown family to a b…
The Prince Of The East Sea (Bahasa INDONESIA)
by Lydia_Siu
18+ (Dark Content)Liburan Tasia dan teman-temannya berakhir di luar dugaan.Tasia yang adalah gadis penakut, tidak pernah menyangka pertemuan dan niat baiknya terhadap seorang anak kecil di tepi pantai saat malam hari akan membawa hidupnya ke dalam kekacauan.Karena ternyata, anak manis itu adalah jelmaan pangeran siluman ular yang mendiami kerajaan goib di laut timur.....Tasia menatap Hadyan yang tersenyum ramah padanya. Lalu air mata mulai menggenangi matanya lagi "Aku ingin pulang. Aku tidak ma…
The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
X-ray eyes Top Divine Doctor
by Golden Brocade Carp
【Hottest Bestseller】【Followed by Thousands】Medicine, as easy as lifting a finger!Fighting demons, becoming an urban legend!Bai Xiaofan's quote: I'm not singling anyone out, I just want to say... everyone here is trash!!!
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
Funny quotes
by Alexandra_Alexis
Girls that are saying "many guys follow me "should know that low priced goods attract customers
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
The Black Swan Behind (Bahasa Indonesia)
by Lydia_Siu
WARNING! 18+ Mature Content (Kekerasan, pelecehan, alur rumit)Di bawah cahaya rembulan, sebuah kota berdiri di dalam bayang-bayang gengster yang kerap kali berbuat onar dan meresahkan masyarakat. Gengster-gengster beranggotakan pria-pria kuat yang mahir bertarung. Tidak disangka mereka adalah anak-anak muda yang gila uang dan kekuasaan. Kota itu adalah arena bertarung bagi mereka.Emma Hilland pindah seorang diri ke sebuah kota bermil-mil jauhnya dari rumah dimana ia dibesarkan sebagai tuan putri…
In Love with a Stranger
by Mcllorycat
Eden McBride has terrible luck with both men and job hunting so she is stuck working in a kids' pizza restaurant after finishing college. The last thing she expected was that her perfect match would be her coworker in the dog mascot costume. Troy is kind, funny, and has a great taste in books and movies but there is one problem...she has never seen his face. Eden doesn't realize there is a second, bigger problem. Troy has another secret involving the rather compelling reason to keep his face hid…
I Am Not A Detective
by Seabed Walker
A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was know…
Punishing the Billionaire
by bewitched_quotes
Unedited! "Kian?? What are you doing? Are you going somewhere?" I asked. "We? There's no "we" now, Lexi. It's just you going out of my life, out of my house!!" Kian Martin aka Smart, handsome, Talented, rich but angry person. He loves Alexis Texas with all his life, but this love enough for marriage to remian as blissful as ever?
The Kind Prince Who Became An Evil Lord of Darkness
by Gaburieru
Betrayal is a wound that every man has felt, I wrote this story to show how it can make a man strong. "What is the difference between a hero, a villain and a coward?A hero uses his sword to protect peopleA villain uses people to protect his swordBoth are better than a cowardA coward has no sword, and uses empty words to protect his lifeA sword is not just a man's weapon, it is a man's ambition, and without ambition, a man is merely a coward.In order to be a hero or a villain a man must have ambi…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse
by Mystique728
When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place.Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival,…
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by Z Cr4vinz
" Aspen Williams. Twenty three year old personal assistant and public surveyor. She's funny, beautiful not to mention sarcastic. Everything that her boss wants but she doesn't want him. At least that's what she tells herself. Dante Wright. Twenty five year old billionaire. He's a player. Cold hearted and Ruthless. Aspen thinks she doesn't need him in her life but that doesn't stop him. He wants her. And everything he wants he gets. But what happens when obstacles get in their way?"
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED
by DCreativeApkDev
This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
A Dragon & Her Yoga Teacher
by O_Lyn
***Winner of Silver Prize for WPC#207!***Sabrina is a 1,500-year-old dragon shapeshifter who fell in love with her super sexy, super hot yoga teacher and set out to seduce him. Kavan, the yoga teacher, is mortal and doesn't even know about the existence of dragon shapeshifters. So, Sabrina tried everything to seduce him and he avoided her thinking she is a married woman. When they finally get together, (oh trust me, it was HOT!) the Sea Jade Dragon Clan council of elders are against their union!…
Terjebak CINTA CEO Posesif
by Desember_01
Pernah mendengar kalimat larangan yang berbunyi, “Jangan pernah mencintai orang yang masih terjebak dengan masalalunya,”Kalimat yang biasanya lalu lalang di Quotes instagram, kini melintasi hidupnya. Dia yang telah bersusah payah membangun dunia penuh senyum, membangun kembali semuanya secara perlahan kepercayaan di hatinya bahwa tidak semua orang itu sama.Tiba-tiba dia di hancurkan oleh rasa percayanya. Dunia indah yang ia bangun hancur begitu saja. Hancur menjadi kepingan kepingan yang lebih p…